Bono and U2 were pissed as hell. Before they had the new record (called ‘No Line On The Horizon’ for those who care) in store some songs were already leaked to the internet. Bono was stampeding with rage. “What bloody motherf*cker leaked our f*cking tunes?!!”. He called all personnel together. No one was to leave before the leak was found. And ohh boy… was that guy going to get hurt. Bono would dismember his balls for leaking the songs. Imagine all countermeasures that are taken to prevent leaks. All personnel is screened. Recordings are stored encrypted. Only Bono knows the passphrase. Who ever leaked the songs did this on purpose, so much Bono knew for sure…. And finally the source of the leak was found. Get the tweezers out… Bono will never sound the same, some people would say he sings about three tones higher.

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