This video may only be funny to StarCraft players… so for those, without further ado, check this epic SCV-rush.

For those who really don’t understand what is going on here: When the game starts you get “workers”. This player has selected ‘terran’ as race so his workers are called SCVs. The workers need to mine minerals and when you’ve got enough minerals you can create more workers but also buildings. The buildings can create other stuff for instance marines, tanks etc.

So that is how you are supposed to create an army. The workers can construct but also destruct so can be used as ‘soldiers’. Instead of building an army this player decides to recruit its workers and send them out to attack the enemy. The enemy… totally stupified by this unexpected attack doesn’t know how to defend its base against this surprise attack.

I actually tried this once -out of stupidity, didn’t know what to do- with one SCV. I attacked an enemy base of another player who also was a n00b at that time. However my worker got killed.

So one day you may return from a well-earned holiday to find this… office prank supreme:

Someone grew garden cress in your keyboard… can’t wait for the christmas-break.

Ever since Oralce acquired Sun Microsystems people were worried over the future of Java. Well we didn’t have to panic since Sun pretty much made the JDK (Java Development Kit) open source already. However Sun was actively developing and improving Java. People were not so sure that Oralce would have the same intentions. This morning I got another Java Developer Newsletter and was immediately comforted that Java is in the reliable, capable and caring hands of Oralce. Long live Oralce! Horalce! Horalce!

The good thing about multiple choice is that you always stand a chance even when you didn’t prepare for your exam. Random answers will give a good chance to pass anyway. If going random is too tiresome you can always fill it out like this:

Today there is a thread on Slashdot regarding Donald Knuths “Earthshaking announcement” that he will issue on the TUG 2010 (TeX Users Groups) today. It will be on the 32th birthday of TeX (the superior typesetting software written by Knuth).

Update: Knuths’ announcement was a joke. The new version of TeX will be called iTex and it will include 3-D printing, animation, stereographic sound, and arbitrarily large or small units & irrational numbers.

The commenters are speculating on what the announcement could be. Some believe Knuth may have proven P != NP. One commenter claims that it is not very likely given the age of Knuth and the fact that many great minds peak at their early twenties. Check these two comments… I had a laugh.

Hahahaha… here’s another funny comment (at another forum) heckling the impatient people…

A very happy birthday to PacMan… the friendly yellow gobbler. I love PacMan. Today –to commemorate the 30th birthday of PacMan– Google put a playable PacMan logo/game online. Sooo cool…. You can play it on the google website. Here’s a screenshot. When you leave PacMan in the shown position the ghost will never catch him… small bug?
I already mentioned the upcoming birthday of PacMan before. Click on the screenshot below to play Google PacMan.

Whahahaha… it had to happen one day. A problem with an anti-virus update marks a false positive and puts the file in quarantine. The OS can’t load the file anymore and… oops… reboots… and…. reboots…. and… reboots… This is actually a great feature. Rebooting windows is like 80% of normal usage and it is now fully automated.

Fixing it can be a bit hard… since the computer is rebooting all the time. McAfee could create a bootable windows CD that restores the missing file from the system but.. hey wait.. no they can’t do that. You can’t distribute a proprietary OS like windows for free… Maybe they can create a Linux boot CD to restore the windows file… Something to contemplate: using Linux to revive a windows machine.

Well I’m pretty sure you already saw Merton improv’ piano playing video on chatroulette. You didn’t? Well here and here. But look at this…. this is Ben Folds who plays for an audience of 2000 people at the Fillmore in Charlotte, North Carolina on March 20th, 2010.
He does a nice improvisation on chatroulette as well.. with the audience right there.. really funny…

Take a look at this: album cover trick photo’s. Really well done, here’s an example:

Now here’s some more

Oh my goodness, take a look at this. You like to play the old fashioned boardgames like Settlers of Catan? Yet you don’t want to appear as the oldtimer that you actually are? Maybe you should go OLED like some researchers of the Queens University did. Digital game pieces rock the world. Check the article on cnet and watch this great video. They use projection in the video but you’ll get the idea

This will make a lot of games more exciting… well except for solving a puzzle since you can just throw the pieces on the table and let the oleds display the image correctly.

I got a mail today from Jeroen pointing me to the “Pigeon: Impossible” short animation movie (thank you for that Jeroen). It is very funny. This is the first movie by writer/director Lucas Martell. He figured pixar is putting out a 90 minute movie every year. So a 6 minute short would take him… about… 3 months. Well 5 years later (May 7th 2009) it was finished. Job well done. Enjoy the movie. If you like it also check the podcasts. It gives you a little peek behind the scenes.  Very amusing and interesting.

Pigeon: Impossible





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LOL. My good collegue Richard had a link to this YouTube-video in his instant messenger status. I loved the video so I put it here. Thanks Richard.

“Why do we do this?”
Maybe you recognize some of it? I did and had a good laugh.

We say ‘yes’ like this…
and say ‘no’ like this…

Due to the global warming we’ve had snow all week in Holland. Massive traffic jams, busses not driving, trains not running… yeee for global warming. I can’t wait until it finally kicks in. Until that time I can enjoy the beautiful snowy landscapes and ice sculptures. I always liked the Calvin cartoons in which Calvin creates violent snowmen scenes. Here’s an example:

I’m not the only one who likes this, here are some reallife violent snowmen:

Even more bloody snowmen here

Ik reed vandaag over de ring A10 rond Amsterdam, bekend om de gevaarlijke punten die derhalve voorzien zijn van flitskasten. Want bij Durgerdam –precies op het laagste punt in een aflopend stuk weg– ben je de klos als je vergeet je voet van het gaspedaal te halen is de verkeersveiligheid optimaal gedient bij een streng bewaakte maximumsnelheid.

Het is bijna Sinterklaas en derhalve vond iemand het –terecht– nodig om het geldgraaiende verkeersveiligheidsbevorderende karakter van flitskasten te benadrukken door deze als Sinterklaascadeau uit te dossen. Geweldig initiatief. Van de burgers voor de overheid. Extra gratis boetegeld voor de algemene middelen… gooi maar lekker over de balk… Want verkeersveiligheid is een farçe. Als ze het daar om te doen was dan zouden ze wel flitskasten neerzetten waar je echt wilt dat de snelheids gehandhaafd wordt bijvoorbeeld in de omgeving van scholen…

(foto via nu.nl)

Oh My Funny Goodness… take a look at this. As a huge PacMan fan I love everything that has the friendly yellow round gobbler on it… but to be honest… this is a “little” over the top. Still… it’s cool…

More pictures can be found at Zu Zu Top. What? You want to play PacMan now? Here you go!